tom-otter

Tom Otter (born), stylized in all lowercase letters, is an animal entity that indulges in niche creative endeavors and writes beat poetry. It is known to cause deafness, vomiting and general mental illness. He is notable for taking part in the 1876 telegraph hijackings [citation needed]. It is the first man to serve as the President of Portugal, as well as of Zimbabwe, simultaniously [citation needed].

He died on the tragic motorcycle accident of 1994, but was revived by John. It died again on September 10th, 2001, at the hands of fur poachers. Today, he is alive and well [citation needed].

Contact

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The all-seeing eye

Um, there's like a big-ass eye here. It just looks deep into your soul and silently judges you based on whether or not you are "free from sin," whatever that means. I don't know how it got here, but don't worry about it.