Before you proceed: this website may contain objectionable content such as malformed crude jokes, discussion of sexuality and other sensitive/adult themes, which will be tagged when needed. As such, www.otter.men is NOT recommended for those under the age of 18. Skip over to 'diseased group' if you are looking for music. Not done yet Ask your parents before going online.

This is the webpage of 'Thomas-Emanuel "Otter" Fitzgerald II'; mostly self-taught visual artist, former prince of Wales, experimental pop musician, brain surgeon and computer nerd. His one-week experience in C programming has led to important achievements such as a 2% increase in backend stability for Satanic child predator haven Roblox.com, the Challenger space shuttle, and the inception of the trash can on my frontyard that gets collected every Wednesday. He currently resides in the beautiful Italian state of Nebraska.

A true American, Fitzgerald once told Jewish celebrity gossip tabloid TMZ: "I am in debilitating pain. Where are my pills. I need my pills." He passed away from a Tylenol overdose in his Cumming mansion on the morning of April 19, 2026, being survived by his finook wife Timethy Fitzgerald and two beautiful biological children, Penis and Dookie.

AT A GLANCE (in no particular order)
Major interestsDigital audio, music composition, visual art/animation/graphic design, technology
Minor interestsFilm, electronics, gaming, insects, birdwatching, philosophy, sociology
Favorite musicAriel Pink, Sweet Trip, Quirke, black midi, Lil Ugly Mane, Dean Blunt, Jasmine Perry Trollope, Boards of Canada, Femtanyl, Tyler the Creator, Aphex Twin
Favorite gamesPostal 2, Hotline Miami

Consult the table below to look at what I use for digital creation. Currently, I prefer to use my MacBook Pro for creating music, and my older laptop (dual-booting Linux on an external WD HD) for drawing and other graphics stuff. I could rant for hours about Apple's utterly frustrating conduct when it comes to both software and hardware (I can't do shit with two USB-C ports, or a Silicon chip for that matter), so my ideal setup would be all Linux with a lil' Wine. Not be pretentious, of course, I just don't want the Antichrist inside of my computers.

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
2022 12in. MacBook Pro, macOS Sequoia 15.5 Logic Pro, Vital, BespokeSynth, Husky 16 oz. Fiberglass Claw Hammer, Cardinal, SoundThread / Composers Desktop Project
Acer Aspire 3, EndeavorOS Krita, KolourPaint, GIMP, Macromedia Flash Professional 8 (Wine)
Additional gear Korg Minilogue, Nintendo 3DS, Fender Telecaster Deluxe, Pink Pussycat Female Enhancement Gummy

No. I will not return to microblogging, or any social media for that matter. It's always been either mentally draining or devoid of anything actually interesting happening, nothing in-between. Don't expect me to find me on any Twitters or TikToks or Instagrams or even Mastodons. If you are so inclined to contact me, send me an email.

This website is not quite finished. I will probably write here more some time. No promises, though. Check the blog, maybe.